It was on a Sunday and you might as well call it the day of false prophecy.
I had spent the previous night at my late aunt Emily's house. For those who knew my aunt, they most likely know her for her exemplary work as a coffee farmer. She was a recipient of all types of awards. That made her extremely proud and she patiently give any guest a tour of her small farm. My aunt is no more and the same can be said of the glory of an industry she was so proud of. I was sure to take three photos of some the coffee tree she planted in the mid seventies. This year the same coffee trees earned one of her son $130 a year from the back breaking work. The only reprieve is that the cost of chemicals fertilizers and herbicides have already been deducted.
Let us just look at the chemicals aspect of my cousi's "business". Since labour is quite expensive, he opts to go the cheaper way and use Round Up at the cost of $3 every time he sprays. The person spraying churches $5 a day. The recommended number times to control weeds is 8 timee. That comes to $64 dollars a year.
The next stage is the application of fertiliser to the coffee trees. My cousin uses $70 on this leg of the long journey .
Coffee has to be pruned twice a year at a cost of $60 each time. That gives a cost of $120 dollars a year.
At this stage all that is left is to picking the " beans of Burden". My cousin reports that he spends about $100 on the labour of picking the beans.
Doing the math for you is almost an abuse of your intelligence. Instead, allow me to interject with the story of a phone charger to put things into context.
After leaving my cousin's small coffee farm we realised that there was no power in the house. Our infinite wisdom guided us to the nearby shopping centre to buy a car charger. You can see a photo of it too. You will be forgiven for wondering what a phone charger has to do with coffee farming.
The honest truth is the this post is about the phone and not coffee farming. The story of coffee only gives context to story of the charger.
The charger on the photo costs me $2.00. The charger is made in China, transported here and retails for the above price.
If the Chinese can produce chargers for Kenyans at that cost while we farm at a hefty loss and no government subsidies. You are kidding yourself if you think that with such a gap you can avoid one of three things: Revolution, Death or Dictatorship.
There is something you can afford for good measure. Please skip praying for the coffee the next time you drink a cup of coffee that contains Kenyan or African beans. If you do, please send my cousin or any coffee farmer $ 1 for every cup you drink. That would make the false prophecy real and may even delay Death,Revolution or Dictatorship!
Ours is a false prophecy!